"Worst 1st Email" Hall of Fame
Ever gotten a really, really bad 1st email from a guy/girl who's vying for your attention? You know, the kind of email that makes you say, "What were they thinking?!?"
If you've got an email that you'd like to submit into our "Worst 1st Email" Hall of Fame, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
We'll post the best, er, I mean worst ones here.
Here's one of my own to get it started:
I have looked over your profile and decided that you are a good canidate for nurturing my offspring. I would like to help you invest resources in this pregnancy by building you a nest to show my devotion to you as a birth giver of my offspring.
That's what birds do. It's a way to show that I would walk up a mountain for your copulation during our courtship. But instead of my resources being wasted (as in climbing a mountain) I would instead like to build you a nest. Just like birds do. This way I can instead invest my resources into the offspring. I can do this in a number of ways. It could be direct or in-direct as in me bringing home the paycheck.
If you share a desire in courtship and possible copulation. Please let me know. In any case,.. please tell me how this letter makes you feel.
I know...it still makes me cringe.
By the way, thanks for your emails. Keep them coming. Our first featured blogger will be selected soon!