Date My Blog

Thursday, March 02, 2006

"Worst 1st Email" Hall of Fame


Ever gotten a really, really
bad 1st email from a guy/girl who's vying for your attention? You know, the kind of email that makes you say, "What were they thinking?!?"

If you've got an email that you'd like to submit into our "Worst 1st Email" Hall of Fame, send it to datemyblog@gmail.com.

We'll post the best, er, I mean worst ones here.

Here's one of my own to get it started:

Hello.

I have looked over your profile and decided that you are a good canidate for nurturing my offspring. I would like to help you invest resources in this pregnancy by building you a nest to show my devotion to you as a birth giver of my offspring.

That's what birds do. It's a way to show that I would walk up a mountain for your copulation during our courtship. But instead of my resources being wasted (as in climbing a mountain) I would instead like to build you a nest. Just like birds do. This way I can instead invest my resources into the offspring. I can do this in a number of ways. It could be direct or in-direct as in me bringing home the paycheck.

If you share a desire in courtship and possible copulation. Please let me know. In any case,.. please tell me how this letter makes you feel.

I know...it still makes me cringe.

By the way, thanks for your emails. Keep them coming. Our first featured blogger will be selected soon!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Welcome to Date My Blog!

Are you single?

Do you have your own blog?

Are you tired of wasting your money on pricey online dating sites and getting NO results?

Date My Blog wants to help!!

Every week we'll feature a blogger who is single and looking. They could be your Mr. or Mrs. Right!

If you're selcted as our featured blogger you'll:

  • Receive responses right on this blog from people interested in you!
  • Get advice from our readers about selecting the best match...or matches. ;-)
  • Respond only to those people that truly catch your eye and spark your interest.
If you want to date our featured blogger you'll get to:

  • Read excerpts from their blog to see what really makes them tick.
  • Get great advice on how to write that all-important first email that will get you noticed.
  • Interact with other single bloggers.
  • Answer the featured bloggers "Question of the Day"
  • Possibly meet your soul mate!
And the best part of all? It's FREE!

Who knows what could happen? So what are you waiting for?

Send an email to datemyblog@gmail.com telling us why you would like to be one of our featured bloggers. If we like your email we'll ask you to submit an excerpt from your blog and a current photo.

Stay tuned for more updates!